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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Did You Just Fart?

Having some private lady time with my female friends, a topic come up in which I would like YOUR input.


Are there any actions or funky quirks about yourself that you hide from your spouse or significant other? Will you fart in front of them? Burp? Pee? Poop? Shower? Do you eat like a pig and they just don't know it yet?

Or.....are you an open book? Take you as you are kinda person? If you got to fart, by god, do you let it out? If so, what are/were their reactions?


I will be in gone the rest of the day, but boy do I look forward to reading your comments tonight!

12 comments:

litanyofbritt said...

no shame here! pooping is just for me, (and evidentally my kids), but he's been subjected to a fart or two (hundred). he uses his farts as weapons why can't i? too late for hub --he already married me.

Surfergrrl said...

Well it's something that you have to ease into the relationship. I do have friends who have never farted in front of their SO and I'm thinking, "really, isn't it painful not to just let it out??" i feel bad for them. I usually don't go to the bathroom in front of anyone.

Average Girl In Average World said...

@Litanyofbrittainy & surfergrrl - I am on the same page!!!

Pooping is a NO NO.

Thanks for sharing!

ShoreThings said...

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Average Girl In Average World said...

@Shorethings......thanks for stopping by and i am on my way over

Lindsey said...

Hi! Found your comment on Hairwrecker Lindsey's blog (I am Other Lindsey!)!

I don't want to do any sort of bodily functions in front of my boyfriend (we've only been dating about 2 months)... HOWEVER we were wrestling around one day and he flipped me in some weird way and a little poot totally escaped from me! I thought I was going to die but I just blamed it on him, as in "You made me do it!!" so he can't say anything.

Also, he has never seen me eat Doritos and he never will. I become an orange dust-covered scarf machine and it's rather frightening.

Average Girl In Average World said...

@Lindsey - thanks for stopping by!! Now, the Dorito issue I can sympathize with.

"I become an orange dust-covered scarf machine and it's rather frightening."

BEAUTIFUL QUOTE ;)

Lindsey said...

Haha, those damn Doritos! They are evil!!

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

this is awesome...

i do everything in front of my husband. shit, piss, fart, shower, naked toe-clipping, EVERY.THING.

Average Girl In Average World said...

@matteroffactmommy - WELCOME!!! You are a brave soul. I hope the poo poo works out for you. LMAO!!!!!

Stacie said...

i let is ALL OUT, if he doesn't like it, he knows where the door is. :D

Average Girl In Average World said...

@stacie - thanks for visiting! Let it out girl! no need to let it fester inside....lol....